Venereal Diseases....Exotic ones, of course (list includes special
exotic non-Venereal Diseases of note)
Each Venereal
Disease listed has been sited as a key pawn in the high stakes
Cold War of Venereal Diplomacy.
Peruvian
Syphilis - Potent ulcerous
skin eruptions....known to be fatal.
Cuban Rot - Skin
infection which only attacks the skin behind the elbows and knees.
The only known cure for Cuban Rot is a particularly noxious anti-fungal
cream that smells of chlorine which can only be attained through
the network of Tai
Sangstein.
Jamaican Cramp
- Came about after five huge freight cargos of hijacked imported
jerk chicken were misdirected to Walvis Bay, Namibia, and sold
off in bushels by one Captain
Kofu. Nearly 4 out of 5 Namibians jumped at what they saw
as unique chance to combat their country's rising hunger problem
and used a year's worth of wages in order to purchase a five year
supply of dried jerk chicken for their families, not knowing that
the exotic spices would be too much for their unrefined and sensitive
stomachs. In turn, when eaten, the jerk chicken's potent and unrelenting
spices put acute stress on the intestines, all but forcing the
victim to chunk their pants.
Himalayan Genital Shingles
- An exotic venereal disease spread throughout Ireland...cured
by rectal deposit of Cuban carrot root.
Tibetan
Gential Fruit Basket Syndrome - Rises when eating a
Tibetan fruit basket which has been infested with the Gonycocol
Fly - native only to Tibet. Symptoms include various bumps, which
resemble different fruits - such as the leafy part of a pineapple,
the stem of an apple, and a groups of bumps that look like a bunch
of bananas - and the bumps appear all over your "fruit basket"
(aka- scrotum). The only way to cure is it a continual application
of cottage cheese, as a scrotum topical ointment, over the course
of 3 months, as the rotten cheese creates a cocktail (fruit cocktail
if you will) which the Tanzanian Jackalope will feast on, once
the cheese has become exceptionally ripe, which then rids said
person of the affliction, and their "fruit basket" is
now back to normal.
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