Dear Mr. Cuban,

Ass Pennies. More specifically, Mark Cuban Ass Pennies.

Think of the potential. "Mark Cuban Ass Penny Giveaway" day at America Airlines arena. The first 5,000 fans to the stadium get a free Mark Cuban Ass Penny.

A roll of 100 pennies a day up your ass * 365 days a year = enough Ass Pennies to have 3 giveaway days a year. That’s three guaranteed sellouts!

History has shown that what one does to a penny can change it's value. As evidence, many tourists pay upwards of a dollar to get a smooshed penny with a picture of the Statue of Liberty or Mt. Rushmore engraved on it. A penny that's been up Mark Cuban's ass would surely be even more valuable!

That’s only 1 cent per incentive. Think of the ROI. In fact, Lord’s Rendezvous would happily fund the procurement and delivery of the 365 rolls of pennies for the event in exchange for a plug for www.lordsrendezvous.com on the Jumbo-Tron.

Let us know what you think!

~Castro
www.lordsrendezvous.com