The Characters

What is Lord's Rendezvous?

Lord's Rendezvous is a grandiose, gallant, globetrotting epic novel of absurd proportions that meticulously documents the annals of a Revolution gone Red.

A Dada tale of excess, oblivious insurrection, the crippling curtain, and whoring in Mexico...

A Communist chronicle of political poker, delt with an Iron hand...

A saga of venereal diplomacy...with genital warts as a pawn and Peruvian Syphilus as the Queen...Check Mate! (and check your pants!)...

A record of bourgeois lip service and floundering commitment to the cause...

Lord's is all of these, but most of all, Lord's Rendezvous is Castro with a Red ascot....to prove his Communist heart is true.

The Characters

Castro
Das Poop
-poops
-opie
-gash
-bobo
Captain Kofu
Alphonse Marchhair
Emerald Yohanson
Fredo Veider
Eugene McDavey
Tai Sangstein
Mama Rhino
-Cabana Boy
Chester Ringling
Totem Pole Jim
Captain Kofu
Dominic Fazeldorf