Fidel Castro

Deep within the underbelly of London, England's China Town, there travels a man so perplexing that even his most staunch adversaries queef at the thought of his omnipresence.

Sweating profusely and slouched in his throne in the back room of Lord's Rendezvous, a light cuts through the hazy, nimbostratus-esque cloud of Cuban cigar smoke to reveal a young Fidel Castro...wearing a Red ascot. And nursing a fresh belly full of Teriaki beef and Curry chicken jiblets, Fidel Castro has never been so constipated.

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Fidel Castro - The elusive bellwether at Lord's Rendezvous. Get to know Castro better in the "Ask Castro" section of Lord's Dada Communist Forum.

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