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Although very little is known about BoBo, those who follow the teachings of Dada bow in honor to the very man who mandated the mutilation of their genitals. The Story of BoBo is one of power, deceit, and ultimately the ritualistic sewing of the penis to butt hole - a procedure now referred to by the medical community as "permo-mangina".

An early prophet of DaDa, BoBo rose to power in the early part of the century, only to be chastised by the public due to a tragic deformity. Beneath his charm, charisma, and intelligence lay a secret so profound it would change the course of Dada and subsequently provoke a World War. BoBo, son to a single mother with flipper-like appendages, was born with an inverted penis but external balls (also known as "negative schlong"). To the untrained eye, it looked like a vagina with a set of huge testicals. Due to his predicament, urine was sent inward, and after a painful process, exited the body via the backdoor.