Lord's Rendezvous Dada Communist Hangout

Welcome to Lord's Rendezvous, a veritable petrie dish of Dada, Communism, and Venereal Disease....all with a side order of revolution.

		Site News: 9/25/05 - Check out a new photoblog, Photo la Causa, from a new Los Angeles photographer...very revolutionary! 7/12/04 - Check out our new "Would You Rather..." forum section! 5/27/04 - Exclusive!!! The now legendary and much talked about Das Poop recording of the song Rrose Selavy is now available for download exlusively through Lord's Rendezvous! 5/21/04 - Lord's is now ranked #1 in Google for the phrase "exotic venereal diseases". Viva la causa! more news...


		July's Dada Is... Competition winner is: Dada is Ice cream in the A: drive. - Tristan (For more Past Winners go to Dada Art)

			What is Lord's Rendezvous? Lord's Rendezvous is a grandiose, gallant, globetrotting epic novel of absurd proportions that meticulously documents the annals of a Revolution gone Red. A Dada tale of excess, oblivious insurrection, the crippling curtain of Communism, and the venereal consequences of whoring in Mexico... A Communist chronicle of political poker, delt with an Iron hand...Mother Russia has never been so constipated. A saga of venereal diplomacy...with genital warts as a pawn and Peruvian Syphilis as the Queen...Check Mate! (and check your pants!)... A record of bourgeois lip service and floundering commitment to the cause... Lord's is all of these, but most of all, Lord's Rendezvous is Castro with a Red ascot....to prove his Communist heart is true....viva la causa!

What is Lord's Rendezvous?

Lord's Rendezvous is Capitalist Rain falling on an umbrella of communism. A self-infestating cocoon of communist sentiment enveloped by mounds of buc choi.

Replenished by the minds of the world's genitally active youth and the Red blood of Christ's Iron Curtain tendencies, a mud brick bastion of burgundy beers camouflaged by the cacophonous communism clap of clapboard rickshaws and shadowed by the bamboo shoots of the Red tide - it sleeps in the silhouettes of syphilitic scandals that creep into the corpuscle of your skin and lay bamboo-eating bark beetles.

Like the London fog of Freud's pseudo-fraudulent testicles, it spreads Red semen over land and sea to populate the mind with the willows weeping wraith.

Tell us what you think Dada is and you could win a free Lord's Rendezvous bumper sticker as seen in our Communist store.

The Novel
Manifesto
Quick Reference Guide

(History and Influences)
Dada Art
Communism
Theater of the Absurd
Venereal Diseases
The Grotesque

Fidel Castro
Das Poop
Captain Kofu
Alphonse Marchhair
Emerald Yohanson
Fredo Veider
Eugene McDavey
Tai Sangstein
Chester Ringling
Mama Rhino
Totem Pole Jim
Captain Kofu
Dominic Fazeldorf
more to come....

Communist Outfitters
Store